Monday, September 14, 2009

Your Daily Deuce

Deuce has always been the one to make the strangest correlations, but the past two days he has truly surpassed all the others.


Deuce: "Momma, I finished my nap."

Me: "Um, why are you naked?"

Deuce: "Because my bed was wet."

Me: "You peed your bed?"

Deuce: "I don't know. I was asleep and it got peed on."

Me: "Okay, go take your sheets off and I'll get you some shorts."

Deuce: "I WILL NEVER DO THAT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE SHEETS OFF!"

Me: "Then you better learn how to wash your own clothes, cause you'll be changing them a lot."

Deuce: "I'll go naked, but thanks mom."

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Deuce: "My tummy ache is the kind that burns your eyes."

Me: "Your tummy hurts so bad, it makes your eyes burn?"

Deuce: "No. It's like that bad shampoo. It's a eye-burning, tummy ache."

Me: *

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Deuce: "Daddy, we're all out of butt cream!"

Dorkfish: "Dude, you don't wear diapers anymore. You don't need butt cream."

Deuce: "We! Need! Butt! Cream! When I turn five, I'm going to grow a mustache, go to the store and buy butt cream by myself."



Now tell me that he won't be living in my basement forever...

6 comments:

Chibi Jeebs said...

LMAO -- I think I love him! :)

Amy said...

"I don't know. I was asleep and it got peed on."

HA! Brilliant!

And yes, you might want to start fixing up that basement. heh

Jill said...

Love it!!! Made me laugh out loud!! never a dull moment with that one, I imagine!

omchelsea said...

That's fantastic! I like the 'grow a mustache" line. Don't tell him you can buy fakes, right?

Mac and Cheese said...

We need to get him talking to my daughter, just so we can record the conversation. They seem to employ a similar logic.

Burgh Baby said...

If he does live in your basement forever, at least you know you will never again be out of butt cream.