Disclaimer: This post is an update on my last post. It will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read (and possibly re-read) the last post. Also, "NPC" means "Not a Porn Convention". That will save you some time. You're welcome.
So.....Biscuit Fest (NPC).......
Where do I begin.....
Let me give you the back story by saying that I feel pretty certain that ever since Knoxville secured the 1982 World's Fair, the city has had an inferiority complex and has convinced it's self that every event will be a complete failure.
Take Bacon Fest for example. Last fall, they hosted the event and only had four vendors supplying bacon.
For a city of approximately 183,000 people, they thought four restaurants would be plenty. *sigh*
I guess I shouldn't have been surprised when I showed up at Biscuit Fest (NPC) only to be told that they were SOLD. OUT. OF. BISCUITS.
Come on people. It's the SOUTH. How in the hell do you sell of out of BISCUITS?!
I called my friend She-she to lament the fact that I had completely missed Biscuit Fest (NPC) and she said, "So let me get this straight. It was BYOB, bring your own biscuit?"
At least someone could find humor in it, I guess.
However, don't think I didn't find the irony in the shirt sizing. I bought a large Biscuit Fest shirt and let me tell you...people who attend Biscuit Fest (NPC)and like to eat biscuits, DO NOT appreciate a shirt that is sized small.
I now have to remove the NPC to wear the damn shirt.