Thursday, September 3, 2009

What Do You Do for a Drunken Sailor?

You make them walk the plank.

No, I am not joking here. I spent an hour at the physical therapists office today learning how to train my brain to recognize that my ear is jacked.

I wish I was kidding.

Basically, these exercises consist of sobriety tests such as standing with one foot in front of the other with your eyes closed. Easy, right? I fell over almost immediately. In another one, I stare at a letter taped to the wall and turn my head side-to-side as fast as possible. Tell me THAT doesn't make you want to hurl.

The hope is that after six weeks of this "therapy", I will no longer be dizzy.

In the mean time, let's hope I don't get pulled over since we KNOW I'll fail that one.


jwbikes said...

I can provide you with that kind of therapy for about half the price.

The Stiletto Mom said...

On the bright side, you will never fail the field sobriety test after this is over.

VDog said...

OMFG, seriously??

Can't you just get tubes in your ears or something?? LOL