One of my girlfriends and her husband are both out of town on business. In a moment of desperation, she asked me to take care of her kids this evening until her flight gets in at midnight.
Obviously she does not read my blog.
Or anything I put on facebook...
ANYWAY, so we had been joking about how I would have to clean the house for her kids since her daughter seems to prefer a neat and tidy house. (I have boys. We don't do neat and tidy.) So I sent my friend a text:
"Getting the house cleaned for your daughter...*snicker* ;)"
She writes back, "I am in the longest marathon meeting."
Ignoring the cue that she probably doesn't want to continue the conversation, I said, "I know what you mean. The dogs and I had a serious discussion this morning over coffee. It was going well until Flash licked his ass, signaling the meeting was adjourned."
Oddly enough, she hasn't written back.....
Maybe this is why I don't have a job.