Conversation with My Bitch last week:
Me: "So, my bank is forcing us to switch to Master Card."
My Bitch: "And..."
Me: "I really don't want to switch; I like Visa. Not to mention, Master Card isn't accepted everywhere."
My Bitch: "Like where? Where do you go that doesn't accept it?"
Me: (Trying to think up a quick example.) "Well, you know, like the Dollar Tree. They don't accept Master Card."
My Bitch: (Not even bothering to hold back the laugh.) "Could you repeat that, please..."