Bonus: "Momma, I can't! I'm limping."
Me: "That's not limping, your dragging your foot."
Bonus: "Oh. Then how do you limp?"
Bonus: "That boy who's daddy owns the brewery? He told me he didn't care about my daddy."
Me: "Really? That seems like an odd thing to say."
Bonus: "Yeah, but it's okay. I threw him in the dirt for it."
Me: "Dude! You can't throw some kid down for saying he doesn't care about your daddy!"
Bonus: "But daddy said I could."
Dorkfish: "I told him if anyone talked bad about his daddy to hit them."
Best part of this story? The kid he knocked down? HE'S MY NEW BOSS'S SON.