Bonus: "Momma, I can't! I'm limping."
Me: "That's not limping, your dragging your foot."
Bonus: "Oh. Then how do you limp?"
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Bonus: "That boy who's daddy owns the brewery? He told me he didn't care about my daddy."
Me: "Really? That seems like an odd thing to say."
Bonus: "Yeah, but it's okay. I threw him in the dirt for it."
Me: "Dude! You can't throw some kid down for saying he doesn't care about your daddy!"
Bonus: "But daddy said I could."
Me:
Dorkfish: "I told him if anyone talked bad about his daddy to hit them."
Best part of this story? The kid he knocked down? HE'S MY NEW BOSS'S SON.
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Well, I guess your boss knows who's boss now!
Hee.
And what if someone talks bad about his mommy? Did Dorkfish cover that one?
Jill makes an excellent point.
The Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" - Well, when my daughter was in preschool she clocked some kid and got in trouble. When the teacher asked her why she did it she said she was following The Golden Rule - "Do unto others as they do unto you" - (the other kid hit first).
I had to admire her re-interpretation of The Golden Rule!
I guess now would be the wrong time to ask him about a pay increase?
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