I had a dream last night that Dork Fish and I were divorced but still LIVING like we were married *ahem*. The problem was that he decided he was going to marry some cute chick and apparently, this meant we could no longer LIVE LIKE WE WERE MARRIED *ahem*.
So I woke up and punched him.
He then woke up to admit that he had a dream that some ugly girl was climbing all over him and I came in as he was trying to get her off him.
What a jerk.
I'm going to be mad at him all day now. If you see him, punch him for me too.