...they only start yelling when you're on the phone but when you finally give in and decide to play with them, they're too busy watching "Max and Wooby"...
...they only want to talk to you when you are trying to have a conversation with your spouse...
...they only poop out of their diaper when you don't have another...
...and that's also the only time you don't have spare pants either...
...(Okay, I never carry spare pants)...
...other moms carry spare pants? I think it's just so they can give you that 'look' when you have to ask to borrow them...
...they never sleep when you desperately need them to...
...and then torture you with their tiredness until you think you might loose your mind...
...aren't scared when you threaten to 'loose it'...
...in fact, they laugh at you...
...when you threaten to 'leave them' in the store, they threaten to 'chase you' and aren't phased by your 'I can outrun you' response...
...the old woman next to you doesn't think your sarcasm is funny and in fact gives you a similar look to the mom with the extra pants...
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Not only do I carry spare pants, I keep whole spare outfits. And a pack of diapers; and M&M's because there are instances when packs of M&Ms are the only thing that will make them happy and give me peace.
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