Some things are just not fun with kids. Oktoberfest is definitely one of those events...
But, in typical Beaux-fashion, he found a way to bring light to the evening.
There was an authentic German band playing the original German music. Perfect dancing music for a 4-year-old. But this darling little boy in a skeleton costume decided to join in and dance with Beaux. Oh no. That wasn't flying. Beaux took one look at the kid and said, "You're not scawy. My brodder isn't scawed of you eider." The kid just looked at him in udder bewilderment as he wasn't really even old enough to understand that he was suppost to look scary.
I took Beaux aside and told him that the little boy just wanted to play with him and that he needed to be nice to him.
Beaux: "But Momma. I don't wike him."
Me: "Why not?!"
Beaux: "Because he's a boy. I wike girwls. Boys like girwls and girwls wike boys. That's how it wowks. I wearned that in school."
Thank God for that Catholic education...